Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I’m putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that’s right mommy’s gotta go right now mommy’s gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they’re all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF
now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called “being a teenager” and the results are often catastrophic
hey what the fuck happened in miraculous ladybug this time
all I’m seeing is that the identity reveal didn’t happen (lmao), adrien’s mom is healthy again, and Gabriel got redeemed and then died
this show’s low budget actually created a genius scenario where two characters (who are identical twin sisters) have identical models and their sons (who are cousins) are also identical and have switched places several times, which means any time you see these characters in leaked material, trailers, and season finale epilogues, you’re never 100% sure who is who.
that being said:
NO REVEAL. I’m fairly certain back during s4 they said there wouldn’t be a reveal in seasons 6 or 7, and since s5 was originally going to be the last season, we all assumed we’d get the reveal in s5. we did not. these motherfuckers aren’t gonna reveal their identities to each other until after they’re married huh
I’d argue Gabriel wasn’t redeemed??? IN UNIVERSE he was. Because they’re deliberately hiding the fact he was a villain from Adrien & the rest of the world. BUT LIKE?? the main theme at the end was played in minor key which the show does when something is Wrong. You’re supposed to think this was fucked up.
He did die though. He was dying anyway. His finger started to crumble off. He coughed up ASH.
The epilogue had a pool party where Nathalie (WHO JUST DIED. ON SCREEN) is alive and well, lounging next to a woman who could be either Emilie or Amelie. because of the identical models thing I talked about before. The creator is being coy about it on twitter.
Adrien is a sentimonster (being created using the peacock miraculous). He has his amok (the object he can be controlled with. If this breaks he would die) which Marinette put on him like wedding rings. They’re like 14-15.
Marinette was expelled from middle school like 3 days before graduation. Is she even gonna go to high school?????????? Hagahdjdhahd?????
Lila has the butterfly miraculous
It looked like Chloe finally hit rock bottom and was gonna get redeemed but then she just didn’t show up in the finale at all.
In november there’s going to be a special about an alternate universe where Ladybug and Chat Noir are Evil and they are called Shadybug and Claw Noir and Gabriel Agreste is a Hero. Or something. It’s called Into the Reverse. I’m unironically excited for it. I MAY BE MISREMEMBERING BUT?? I thought I read something that said Zoe (who is CANONICALLY in love with Marinette) will be Chat Noir in the special?? So this special might be Evil AND Gay
this show insane. it’s addicting. I was naive to think I would lose interest after this season. I was fucking wrong.
edit: I’m already seeing people tagging this ‘#ml salt’ and listen to me. none of these are complaints. I fucking love this stupid show. This show is more entertaining to watch now than it ever has been and to everyone who bailed several seasons ago, I’m sorry but you’re missing out
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